Thanks to TOTP online, The Kaiser Chefs have packed up their saucepans and have gone home.

But WHAT can they do now?

Well, the answer obviously lies in the title of their debut album!



The Kaiser Chiefs - Employment (Specialists)!

It's worked already, because it's already found them a new job!

And there are a LOT of other popstars/celebrities around who need the services of the Chiefs - and they are more than willing to help!

Perhaps Chris Martin will be dropping in for an appointment!:



Recently both Chris's songs and lizovationg have been substandard (see: X&Y, the current LP layout). So evidentially, Chris is in need of a new career direction! Chris, come round, have a talk to the guys, and we'll fix you up with a new resume and list of possible new careers! There are currently NO vacancies in the position of 'Duck Feeder' though, so I've been notified. Still, perhaps we can find you something. If not, there may be a fortnightly payment you qualify for.