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Boy, we sure dropped this segment faster than Kayne Taylor's Postal Service, didn't we?

But it's back now, with some VERY distressing news:

"Don't Believe The Truth runs to eleven tracks, and Noel has written five."

5 out of 11!? I do NOT like that Noel Songs to Un-Noel Songs ratio. In fact, if I understand simple mathematics, that is less than half the tracks. This is BAD NEWS.

Do you know what was excellent about Definitely Maybe? Noel wrote all the songs.
Do you know what was great about What's The Story? Noel wrote all the songs.
Do you know what was good about Be Here Now? Noel wrote all the songs.
Do you know what was questionable about Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants? Liam wrote one of the songs.
Do you know what was bad about Heathen Chemistry? People who were neither Liam NOR Noel wrote some of the songs.
Do you know what sounds disastrous about Don't Believe The Truth? Noel seems to have given up completely.

Seriously mate...you take 3 years to make this album, and the best you can come up with is FIVE songs? It's lucky that yesterday was the day of your resurrection, or I'd really be a lot tougher on you right now.