So, the breaks have been applied to our Susie Wilks campaign, and the Holly Brisley campaign was thankfully nothing more than a brief thought we entertained, that never got out of first gear.



Of course, it's all Nikki, all the way. HOWEVER. We need backup. We need order. We need ranking. We need LISTS.

Dancing With The Stars Contestants, In Descending Order Of Excellence:

1.Nikki & Sasha
2.Susie & Jonathan
3.Tom & Kym
4.Ian & Natalie
5.Derryn & Patrice
6.Holly & Mark
7.Jason & Luda

At this stage it's pretty much running as a Nikki to Jason scale. The closer you are to Nikki, the more you have our support, and the closer to Jason, the less of it you have. Therefore, Susie can be judged as a close second, and Holly as only being slightly less terrible than Jason.